"Guess it’s true what they say: Once you’ve lied to a pregnant woman, you can lie to anyone. People say that, right?"
I have a lot of sad Stan twin headcanons floating around in my noggin’, man. But the biggest one right now is that there’s no way that his twin’s lady friend/wife/whatever didn’t visit him after the disappearance. I mean, if my man up and left me I’d totally scope out his family for information.
The lady’s based loosely off the picture in the secret hidden room from Carpet Diem. She’s gotta be somebody, right?